Hooligan Soccer
·26 aprile 2025
Real Madrid is a Big Whiny Baby

Hooligan Soccer
·26 aprile 2025
This xeet (pronounced “sheet”) hit the fan today:
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I’d love to say I was shocked by this; alas, I was not. Let’s be honest, Real Madrid is basically a toddler in a billion-dollar branded pull-up diaper who throws a whiny temper tantrum every time something doesn’t go their way. They make the U.S. president look reasoned by comparison.
Let’s look at some of their more recent tantrums (they call them “responses”):
I’d love it if Real boycotted/forfeited. But they won’t. They’ve already set the story on the trajectory they want. If they win, they’ve overcome the most impossible odds and adversity. If they lose? Well, it was “their” fault.
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